Syrian Strike Narrowed

Originally the Administration was going to strike Assad's Syria regime with a mighty blow for using chemical weapons. But now after the National Security Council has met several times, "the strike option has been narrowed."

Now the US will only strike an un-named convenience store, and only in the cold drink section of the store.

Where Is A Birther When You Need One ?

Make no mistake, President Obama was born in the United States, the state of Hawaii.
But there was a republican birther under every rock, no, no, they were throwing the rocks, swearing that the President was born in Kenya.
Now, even if Obama was born in Kenya, which he wasn't, he would still be an American citizen because his mother was. But no matter, Obama must be figuratively lynched.

Now cometh Rafael Edward Cruz, alias Ted Cruz, alias Calgary Cruz. Yes sir, Cruz was born in Canada. By the fact that at least one of his parents was American, Rafael has dual American citizenship.

Calgary Cruz wants to be your  president, just like Rick Perry did, or does. Just Like Greg Abbott will, just as George P. Bush, son of Jeb Bush, will. You all come to Texas if you want to be president.

Back to our exciting adventure. Now that Calgary Cruz wants to run, he is denouncing his Canadian citizenship. He had earlier denounced sanity, reason, common sense, decency, and a few other things, but we need to get back to our exciting adventure.

President Obama had more certification than Calgary Cruz, but where are the birthers now that you need them?  Not a peep.
Are they collecting their rocks to say now that Obama was born in Nova Scotia, to deflect the attention from Rafael Edward Cruz, alias Calgary Cruz.

Come on Donald Trump, this is your chance to get some attention, and run for president again. But I suggest that you move to Texas first.

Rand Paul Is A Dirty Corksoaker

Rand Paul is the son of Ron Paul. The senior is a fairly decent gentleman. His son however, is something else.
Read of the man and you will find he is an utter, utter hypocrite. He just now said he is as avid a supporter of voting rights, of civil rights, as any man.

Rand Paul said this as he was sipping a glass of wine and dipping the dirty cork into the wine.

What did I tell you. Rand Paul is a Dirty Corksoaker.

Presidential Debate Coverage Banned !!!!!!!!!!

The RNC, (Republican National Committee) just voted to ban NBC and CNN from covering the 2016 Republican Presidential Debates.

I guess now we'll have to watch the Republican debates on The Comedy Channel.

Does Anybody Know Where Rick Perry Is, He Doesn't

Today, Rick Perry was speaking at a "Red State" gathering in "New Orleans."
The sign on his podium said that very thing.

Yet Rick Perry told the crowd that, as he spoke, he was in Florida.

Somebody from one of these other states, please claim this turkey.

But then again, speaking to Republicans, who usually have their heads up their asses, they probably didn't even notice the difference.

Pope To Gays: We Love You, But You're Going To Hell

I have some respect for the new Pope but what he said recently was confounding.
He said, as did Cardinal Dolan, that he can't judge gays, but what they do is a sin.

OK you guys, the Pope loves you but no touching.
You touch and you are going to Hell.