New Republican Campaign Slogan

I am waiting for Mitch McConnell, Boehner and the boys to announce their new campaign slogan:

"Let's make Obama a two term president."

To Our Friends Outside Texas

By now you have been reading that many Texans have signed a petition to secede from the Union.

We want you out of staters to know that the vast majority of us want to stay in the Union.

It is just those goosepoop, scum-sucking, bottom-dwelling, neanderthal, stupid, ignorant, radical, extremist, numbnuts, corksoaking, fog-brained, gutter-dwelling, mush-headed, cut-off-their-noses-to-spite-their-faces, can't-see-beyond-the-tip-of-their-noses (that they just cut off), manure-cranium, did I say extremist, teabagger Republicans that want to leave.

We want them to leave too.

IT WAS GOD'S WILL

There have been a lot of kook Republican candidates, in fact some sick ones.
The Akins and the Mourdocks were not exceptions to their party, the Republican Party has a plethora of misogynists.

But Mourdock's words that if a woman gets raped and gets pregnant, it was God's will,
 has an application.

I am hearing a lot of Republicans complain about the Presidential election results.
If you hear the same, tell them what I tell them:

IT WAS GOD'S WILL !

WHY?

A Republican asked me tonight:
"Why do you Democrats even bother to vote in Texas?"

I told her, "We do it just to piss you off."

GO PISS' EM OFF FOLKS.

Jim