Progress On Exercising

My wife finally coerced me to sign up at a gymnasium. Signing up, I asked the young lady across the counter how many times I had to come. She said some people come every day, some three times a week, some once a week. I replied that on the agreement, I did not see a box I could check for zero times a week.

She said you will enjoy it, look thru the glass at all the people and all the machines. As I peered thru that glass cell, I saw the torture machines, I noticed that nobody was smiling, and they were sweating. I then recalled that there is a religious denomination in town that says you must suffer on Earth, so you will be rewarded in Heaven. I figured that all the people in that glass imprisonment belonged to that denomination.

On the way home, I stopped at a bookstore and bought a book on exercising, showing pictures of various exercises. As I sat down on my back porch reading it, looking at pictures, and of course sipping on my cup of coffee, which they still haven’t said was bad for you this month, I sensed that my pulse rate was rising and there were tiny drops of sweat on my brow, and I felt that I was doing my part.
Or maybe it was just the mister on the back porch on my forehead. You never can really tell about these things.

Ann Romney's Response

For those of you not keeping up with the news these last days,
Romney says he depends on his wife for a lot of his opinions.
Seems like he was trying to belly up to women after the Republicans war on women.

Hilary Rosen responds by saying that Ann Romney has never worked a day in her life.

Ann Romney responds by defending the work of stay at home moms.

This is all appropriate, but having watched Ann's speech, I want to inform you of words from that speech. Ann said "We need to respect choices women make."
Republicans will scream that this was taken out of context, that she really wasn't applying that to anything else, but they will not get away with it!

"We need to respect choices women make."
Ann Romney

Ladies, women's groups, run with this, whether it is health care, choices you make with your body, women's rights, publish this, run with it as Republicans try to run with the rest of the speech.

Republicans, paste this quote on your refrigerators, on your bumpers, over your mother's pictures, because, if women have any guts, you are going to have to live with that quote, you are going to have to own it.

More Psycho They Talk, More They Love It

I told you earlier about psycho Allen West, congressman from Florida.
He told President Obama and progressives to get out of the country.

Big man.

Well now Allen West is trying to tell his constituents again how big a man he is, and they love it.

Allen is now declaring that between 78 and 81 Democratic congressmen are card carrying Communists!!!!

We are not going to tell you to leave the country Allen, we want you to stay so we can have our way with you.

And the only way that is going to happen dear readers is if Each and Every one of us stand up and speak up. Some say it's too looney to deserve an answer.

No, it needs to be answered, by all of us.

Another Good Joke

I heard this one on David Letterman tonight:

Because Mitt Romney is Mormon he can actually have several vice presidents.

Good Joke

This one was passed on to me:
A liberal, a moderate and a conservative walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hi Mitt."