By now you have been reading that many Texans have signed a petition to secede from the Union.
We want you out of staters to know that the vast majority of us want to stay in the Union.
It is just those goosepoop, scum-sucking, bottom-dwelling, neanderthal, stupid, ignorant, radical, extremist, numbnuts, corksoaking, fog-brained, gutter-dwelling, mush-headed, cut-off-their-noses-to-spite-their-faces, can't-see-beyond-the-tip-of-their-noses (that they just cut off), manure-cranium, did I say extremist, teabagger Republicans that want to leave.
We want them to leave too.
