I am cooking chili today. I put beans in mine.
Some people in the South challenge that.
I tell them that when God created chili, He put beans in it.
They say, God didn't create chili!!!!!
I tell them, oh yes, He did. What's more, He said, Anybody who violates this sacred recipe better think twice about going to Heaven.
They've been flipping through the pages of The Bible frantically, saying they couldn't find it. I said, Did you check the Old Testament?
