Ladies, don't get uptight about this, I am not mocking you, I am mocking myself.
Scientists have recently discovered the gene that may cause breast cancer. Since a famous actress found that she possessed that gene, she had BOTH her breasts removed.
Scientists are close to discovering the gene that may cause alzheimers. My wife says that if it turns out that I possess that gene, she is going to have my brain removed.
I was scared when she said that, but relieved when she said she would only have ONE removed.
